This is not a webpage.  Do not expect to find anything interesting or entertaining here.

(Don't like my page, eh Phill.  Not up to your standard?  Well FUCK YOU!)

This site is here as I use the server space to file load pics and stuff, so it was probably a good idea to put up a token effort of a html page so I don't get booted, and also maintain the high standard of pages you've undoubtedly come to expect from the handful of amateur webdesigner assholes who waste valuable bandwidth and server space for the useless crap about their lives that no-one cares about.

If by some freak of nature I don't know you, and you've stumbled across this page by accident in your search for porn... whatever, I don't care.

And, yes, I use FrontPage to make my pages, because I'm not going to write html when there's a piece of software that will do it for me.  I don't get off on writing shit loads of code for a crappy page, so sorry.

Here it is:

My pages:

Rocket Cars - I love anything which is potentially dangerous.  And I think home-made rockets qualify with ease.

Other people's pages that I like (too bad if you don't want me linking to them)

Maddox - If you're a bigoted cynic who happens to hate the world, then I think you'll love it.

For all you people that I know, here are some pics

Grant's 19th

Josh's Midsemester Party

Grant's Random Party

CCC quiz night

The night Kiran almost got us killed - zip file because I'm lazy

NB.  At the moment, I can't be bothered building the pages, so just go to http://www.random-domain.i8.com/images, and look at them there.